Those stories are interesting as well as entertaining. A collection of seven funny short stories for you to enjoy. Hilarious stories and jokes guaranteed to raise a smile. So here we go!

1. Officer, I have Contacts…

Listen about that guy who was pulled over for running a stop sign. When the cop checked the man’s driver’s license, he said, “You’re wearing glasses on your ID and you’re not now. I’m going to have to give you a ticket for that.” The guy said, “Officer, I have contacts.” The cop said, “Look, buddy, I don’t care who you know — I’m giving you a ticket.”

2. The Child and his Mother

A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”
The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”
The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”

3. Absence!

Father: Why did you get such a low score in that exam?
Son: Absence!
Father: You were absent on the day of the exam?
Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!

4. A Secret!

Husband to wife: ‘I hear you’ve been telling everyone that I’m an idiot.’
Wife: ‘Sorry, I didn’t know it was a secret.’

5. The police and a Pothead

Police Officer: “How high are you?”
Pothead: “No officer, it’s “Hi, How are you?”

6. A Job Interview

I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said, “I want you to try and sell this to me.” So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home. Eventually he called my mobile and said, “Bring it back here right now!” I said, “$100 and it’s yours.”

7. Somebody Knocks on the Door

Who is there?
Police?
What do you want?
We want to talk.
How many of you are there?
Two.
So talk with each other.