7 Hilarious Funny Back to School Stories

It’s September, summer vacation is over. Enjoy this collection of  seven cool short stories and go back to school with a smile. 🙂

1. Holidays Are Over
The summer holiday was over and young Jack returned to Wicor school.
Only two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that Jack was misbehaving.
‘Wait a minute,’ mother said. ‘I had Jack with me for six weeks and I never called you once when he misbehaved.

2. New Teacher?
Mia: I think we need a new teacher.
Mum: Why is that?
Mia: Our teacher doesn’t know anything, she keeps asking us for the answers.

3. H2O
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it was H to O.

4. Bacteria
Teacher: Students draw a picture of bacteria.
Student: Here it is Mam!
Teacher: Where? It Is Blank.
Student: you told that bacteria cannot be seen with naked eye!

5. Mahatma Gandhi
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhi was four years old

6. School
Q: How did you find school today?
A: I simply hopped off the bus – and there it was.

7. Present
Mother: How do you like your new teacher?
Son: I don’t. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn’t give me one!