
Always remember that as long as we live make sure to enjoy your time and have fun. Here are some short and cool stories that will make you smile. So let’s enjoy and have fun!
1. Answer the question
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
2. The bribe
A judge enters the court room and starts the proceedings, saying: “Before this process starts in earnest, there is one thing I have to clear first. The plaintiff gave me $ 10,000 so I would rule in their favor. The defendant gave me $ 12,000 so I would rule in their favor. To make this case a fair one, I’m hereby returning $ 2,000 to the defendant.”
3. Ball size
After a 2-year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America’s ball-related recreational preferences:
The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is basketball.
The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling.
The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is football.
The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball.
The sport of choice for middle management is tennis.
The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf.
Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
4. The three wishes
The magical golden fish agreed to grant three men a wish each:
The first man wished for a room full of gold.
The second man wished for a room full of diamonds.
The third man wished for keys to those rooms.
5. Asking the burglar
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant. “No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”
6. A polar bear
“Little Jonny, why did you put your teddy in the freezer?”
“I would like to have a polar bear.”
7. The donation
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.