7 Funny Short Stories To Lighten Up Your Mood #2

Those stories are interesting as well as entertaining. A collection of seven funny short stories for you to enjoy. Hilarious stories and jokes guaranteed to raise a smile. So here we go!

1. The 17th century vase

A boy breaks an old vase at a rich uncle‘s house. The uncle gets extremely angry and yells: “Do you even know how old the vase was? It was from the 17th century!” The boy sagged in relief: “Oh, good that it wasn’t new.”

2. Hurry!

Bus driver to passenger: Don’t you want to sit down?
Passenger: No, I am in a hurry.

3. I’ll walk

“Hey, cabby! How much to take me to the station?”
“Five bucks, sir.” “And how much for my suitcase?”
“No charge for the suitcase, sir.”
“Okay. Take the case and I’ll walk.”

4. I got an F

Boy: “I got an F in arithmetic.”
Father: “Why?”
Boy: “The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3?’ and I said ‘6’”
Father: “But that’s right!”
Boy: “Then she asked me ‘How much is 3×2?'”
Father: “What’s the fucking difference?”
Boy: “That’s exactly what I said!”

5. Wedding dress

A little boy looks at his mum at a wedding and says, “Mummy, why is the girl dressed all in white?”
His mum answers, “The girl is called a bride and she is in white because she’s very happy and this is the happiest day of her life.”

The boy nods and then says, “OK, and why is the boy all in black?”

6.The speed limit sign

I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said, “I want you to try and sell this to A boy speeding on road. Guard stops him and ask, “Did you see the speed limit sign?” The boy says, “Yea, I just didn’t see you.”

7. The doctor

Mohan (to the doctor): “Doctor, can you diagnose my Illness?”
Doctor: “Your eyesight seems to be poor.”
Mohan: “How did you come to that conclusion?”
Doctor: “You seemed to have missed noticing the sign, hung outside. This is a veterinary hospital.”