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Those stories are interesting as well as entertaining. A collection of seven funny short stories for you to enjoy. Hilarious stories and jokes guaranteed to raise a smile. So here we go!
1. My homework…
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.”
The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”
The little girl replied, “My homework.”
2. The Self-Cleaning Oven
My sister had just purchased a new stove. She wanted it because it had a self-cleaning oven. She hated cleaning the oven. Then one day about a month after I was sitting with her having coffee, I asked her how the new oven was working out. She said “I don’t know Gee, I’m still waiting for it to come on”. I rolled, I could not stop laughing. I said to her you have to “turn it on”.
3. Call of Nature
My grandfather, Joe Estrada, was a well-known carpenter in the Houston area who built many houses over the years. Occasionally when things were slow he would work on apartments as well.
One hot summer day on an apartment construction site, he felt the “call of nature” so he headed for the nearest porta-potti, which happened to be standing smack in the middle of a large open area. Unfortunately, once inside the heat became unbearable (did I mention this was Houston, in summer?), so he decided to prop the door open and let the breeze help keep the temperature down.
Finding nothing nearby, he went over to the trash piles and picked up a brick, then headed back to the potti. As he was about to re-enter, one of the other workers saw him and shouted, “Hey, Joe! You don’t need a brick – they have toilet paper!”
4. Will’s Experience at the Airport
After his return from Rome, Will couldn’t find his luggage in the airport baggage area. He went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that his bags hadn’t shown up on the carousel.
She smiled and told him not to worry because they were trained professionals and he was in good hands.
Then she asked Will, “Has your plane arrived yet?”
5. We had Twins!
The new father ran out of the delivery room and announced to the rest of his family who were waiting for the news: “We had twins!”
The family was so excited they immediately asked, “Who do they look like?”
The father paused, smiled, and said, “Each other.”
6. School Ahead, Go Slow!
Teacher: “Why are you late, Joseph?”
Joseph: “Because of a sign down the road.”
Teacher: “What does a sign have to do with you being late?”
Joseph: “The sign said, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow!’”
7. You’d be eating alone!
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude…?”
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, “I guess you’d be eating alone.”
