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Life is boring if you don’t laugh, joke around and be a little crazy every now and then. At the end of the day it’s about being Happy.
Here a collection of seven short stories for you to enjoy. keep smiling! 🙂
1. School
“What shall we play today?” said Florence to her best friend Jenny.
“Let’s play schools,” said Jenny.
“OK!” said Florence. “But I’m going to be absent.”
2. Food has names!
We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names there. Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was “Michael”.
3. The shortest way!
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
4. The seatbelt competition
A policeman pulled a car over and told the driver he had won $5,000 dollars in the seatbelt competition.
“What are you going to do with the money?” asked the policeman.
“Well, I guess I’m going to get a drivers license”, he answered.
“Oh, don’t listen to him,” said a woman in the passenger seat, “He’s a smart aleck when he’s drunk.”
Then the guy in the backseat said, “I knew we wouldn’t get far in a stolen car.”
At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, “Are we over the border yet?”
5. Future tense
Teacher: “I killed a person, tell me this sentence in future tense.”
Student: “In future tense, You will go to jail.”
6. Short answer!
Coworker: Can you help me with this project?
Me: The short answer is no.
Coworker: What’s the long answer?
Me: Nooooooo.
7. Google users
Funny facts about Google users:
50% of people use Google well as a search engine.
The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected
