7 Funny Short Stories To Lighten Up Your Mood #8

Life is about moments, so enjoy your time and live in the present. Here is a seven cool short stories for you to enjoy your weekend. Have fun and smile! 🙂

1. 75 cents!

If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left?
A million dollars minus 75 cents.

2. Shredder

The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused.
“Need some help?” a secretary asked.
“Yes,” he replied. “How does this thing work?”
“Simple,” she said, taking the fat report from his hand and feeding it into the shredder.
“Thanks, but where do the copies come out?”

3. Coffee

Patient: Doctor help me please, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this intense stinging in my eye.
Doctor: I suggest you remove the spoon before drinking.

4. Programmers business 

How do two programmers make money?
One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.

5. 2 am lecture!

After 5 hours sitting in the bar, a man was in no shape to drive, wisely left his car parked and walked home.
As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. “What are you doing out here at 2 am?”, said the officer.
“I’m going to a lecture.”, the man said.
And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?”, the cop asked.
“My wife!!!” said the man.

6. I got 100!

Stevie: Hey, Mom, I got a hundred in school today!
Mom: That’s great. What in?
Stevie: A 40 in Reading and a 60 in Spelling.

7.  A hundred dollar bill!

A: Why are you late?
B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
A: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it?
B: No, I was standing on it.