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Today is a perfect day to be just happy. Let’s make it a special Friday with those seven funny short stories that will make you smile. 🙂
1. One dollar!
“If you had a dollar,” quizzed the teacher, “and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?” “One dollar.” answered little Johnny. “You don’t know your basic math.” said the teacher shaking her head, disappointed. Little Johnny shook his head too, “You don’t know my daddy.”
2. The mother-in-law
Office executive “Sir, can I have a day off next week to visit my mother-in-law?”
Boss “Certainly not!”
Office executive “Thank you so much sir! I knew you would be understanding.”
3. Ballpoint pens
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.
The Russians used a pencil.
4. Teeth Vs Tongue
Teeth says to tongue: if I just press a little, you’ll get cut.
Tongue replies: if I misuse a single word, all 32 of you will come out.
5. Yes, Dear.
Two husbands were discussing their married lives. Although happily married, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes. Then Chad said, “I’ve made one great discovery. I now know how to always have the last word.”
“Wow!” said Sherm, “how did you manage that?”
“It’s easy,” replied Chad. “My last word is always ‘Yes, Dear.’ ”
6. How much do you love me?
A girl asks a boy: “Peter, how much do you love me?”
The boy looks her in the eyes, “Look up at the stars, that’s how much I love you.”
The girl is confused, “But it’s morning, there are no stars?”
Boy nods, “Exactly!”
7. The secret to long marriage
My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant and have a little wine and good food.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
