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If you can’t control it then let it go. Don’t ruin a good today by thinking about a bad yesterday. Always start your day with a smile and enjoy your life.
Here is a collection of seven funny short stories for you to enjoy. So here we go! 😀
1. It’s not real!
In a shop for kids. Peter selects a toy car, comes to the cash desk and gives the cashier money-cards from Monopoly game.
The cashier: “Are you stupid? This isn’t real money!”
Peter: “You’re stupid. The car is not real either.”
2. Math love stories
Math tells us three of the saddest love stories:
1)Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.
2)Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.
3)Asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.
3. FBI
The phone rings at FBI headquarters. “Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!” “Thank you very much for the call, sir.” The next day, FBI agents descend on the neighbor’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at the neighbors and leave. The phone rings at the neighbors house. Hey, Clifford, did the FBI come?” “Yep.” “Did they chop your firewood?” “Yep.” “Great, now it’s your turn to call. I need my garden plowed.”
4. Kangaroo
Kangaroo 911: “What’s your emergency?”
Kangaroo: “I can’t find my children”
Kangaroo 911: “Did you check your pockets?”
Kangaroo: “Oh never mind.”
5. Management school
A student at a management school came up to a pretty girl and hugged her without any warning.
The surprised girl said, “What was that?” The guy smiled at her, “Direct marketing!”
The girl slapped him soundly. “What was that?!” said the boy, holding his cheek. “Customer feedback.”
6. Women’s jealousy
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”
“Why?”
“Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”
7. Officer Cut Off
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But, officer,” the man began, “I can explain” “Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.” “But, officer, I just wanted to say” “And I said to keep quiet! You’re going to jail!” A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you that the chief’s at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.” “Don’t count on it,” answered the fellow in the cell. “I’m the groom.”
