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Life is like an ice cream, enjoy it before it melts. Here are some short and cool stories that will make you smile. So have fun! 🙂
1. Lost boots
There was a little boy in kindergarten. At the end of one cold winter day, when all the other children were leaving, the teacher found him crying, so she asked him what was wrong.
He sobbed, “I can’t find my boots.”
The teacher looked around the classroom and saw a pair of boots. “Are these yours?”
“No, they’re not mine,” said the little boy, shaking his head.
The teacher and the boy searched all over the classroom for his boots.
Finally, the teacher gave up, “Are you SURE those boots are not yours?”
“I’m sure,” the boy sobbed, “mine had snow on them.”
2. The speed limit sign
A boy speeding on road.
Guard stops him and ask, “Did you see the speed limit sign?”
The boy says, “Yea, I just didn’t see you.”
3. The wedding ring
A young bride and groom-to-be had just selected the wedding ring.
As the girl admired the plain platinum and diamond band, she suddenly looked concerned.
“Tell me,” she asked the elderly salesman “is there anything special I’ll have to do to take care of this ring?”
With a fatherly smile, the salesman said,
“One of the best ways to protect a wedding ring is to dip it in dishwater three times a day.”
4. Kangaroo
“Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?”
“Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.”
5. Windows frozen, won’t open.
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: “Windows frozen, won’t open.”
Husband texts back: “Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with hammer.”
Wife texts back 10 minutes later: “Computer really messed up now.”
6. Crazy teacher!
Son: “My math teacher is crazy”.
Mother: “Why?”
Son: “Yesterday she told us that five is 4+1; today she is telling us that five is 3 + 2.”
7. The perfect shot
A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity:
looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed.
Finally his exasperated partner says, “What’s taking so long?
Hit the damn ball!”
The guy answers, “My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse.
I want to make this a perfect shot.”
“Forget it, man,” says his partner.
“You’ll never hit her from here.”
