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Enjoy every moment in your life and let go of what you can’t control.
Have a laugh with these collection of seven cool short stories and keep smiling! 🙂
1. No cheating!
Twin brother were in a same class. Teacher ask them to write their father’s name.
They wrote different name.
Teacher was shocked and ask them why did they wrote the different names.
They reply, ” Now you wont say that we cheated”.
2. Give up
Man: My doctor has advised me to give up golf.
Friend: Why? Did he examine your heart?
Man: No, he had a look at my score card.
3. Share everything
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.
4. Hurry!
Bus driver to passenger: Don’t you want to sit down?
Passenger: No, I am in a hurry.
5. I have contacts
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.”
The woman answered “Well, I have contacts.”
The policeman replied “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!”
6. The world is changing
“It’s clear” said the teacher, “That you haven’t studied your geography.
What’s your excuse?”
“Well, my dad says the world is changing every day.
So I decided to wait until it settles down!”
7. The Salesman’s Strategy
A vacuum sales man appeared at the door of an old lady’s cottage and, without allowing the woman to speak, rushed into the living room and threw a large bag of dirt all over her clean carpet. He said,”If this new vacuum doesn’t pick up every bit of dirt then I’ll eat all the dirt.”
The woman, who by this time was losing her patience, said, “Sir, if I had enough money to buy that thing, I would have paid my electricity bill before they cut it off. Now, what would you prefer, a spoon or a knife and fork?”
