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It’s Friday, relax and enjoy. That’s all you have to do. Here is a collection of seven cool short stories that will lighten up you mood.
Have fun and keep smiling! 🙂
1. Small Business
A small business owner was dismayed when a brand new corporate chain much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST BLACK FRIDAY DEALS.
He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST BLACK FRIDAY PRICES.
The small business owner panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop-it read… MAIN ENTRANCE.
2. Accountant
Q: What is the definition of “accountant”?
A: Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand.
3. AÂ journalist
Q: How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: “We just report the facts, we don’t change them.”
4. Football match
A student went to class late, so the teacher asked him, “Why are you late?”
He told her, “I was dreaming of a Manchester United football match.”
But that did not make any sense for the teacher so she ask, “Still why are you late?”
He answered, “Because there was extra time.”
5. Black Friday
Who profits the most on Black Friday?
The one who was smart enough not to go shopping on that day.
6. Free Service
Policeman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the night.”
Man: “What’s the charge officer?”
Policeman: “Oh, there’s no charge. It’s all part of the service.”
7. Homework
Two fathers chat outside school in the morning;
“Bill, have you solved your son’s math problems?”
“Yes, man, I did. Why?”
“Can you quickly give them to me, so I can copy them…?”
