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It’s Friday, be happy, relax and enjoy this collection of seven cool short stories.
keep smiling! š
1. VacationĀ
A mathematician, an engineer, and a computer scientist are vacationing together. They are riding in a car, enjoying the countryside, when suddenly the engine stops working.
The mathematician: “We came past a gas station a few minutes ago. Someone should go back and ask for help.”
The engineer: “I should have a look at the engine. Perhaps, I can fix it.”
The computer scientist: “Why don’t we just open the doors, slam them shut, and see if everything works again?”
2.Ā First time!
Doctor to patient: “Why are you nervous?”
Patient: “Because this is the first item I am going to have An operation.”
Doctor: “But I am not nervous though this is going to be my first operation.”
3.Ā Swimming teacher!!
āSir, you cannot fish here!ā
āDonāt worry, Iām not fishing, Iām just teaching my worm to swim.ā
4. Sandwich Shop
After the man received his sandwich, he gave the vendor a $20 bill. The vendor just smiled.
The man, infuriated, demanded, “Where is my change?”
The vendor replied, “Oh, one with everything, change comes from within.”
5. Getting married
“Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.”
“What? Are you crazy?
The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!”
“I know all that.” “Then why did you invite a friend for supper?”
“Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married.”
6. Million dollars
A 5th grade English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they’d do if they had a million dollars. Alex handed in a blank sheet of paper.
“Alex!” yelled the teacher, “you’ve done nothing. Why?”
“Because if I had a million dollars, that’s exactly what I would do!”
7.Ā Just think!
A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.
Officer: “You were speeding.”
Man: “No, I wasnāt.”
Officer: “Yes, you were. Iām giving you a ticket.”
Man: “But I wasnāt speeding.”
Officer: “Tell that to the judge!”
(The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: “Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?”
Officer: “Yes, you would.”
Man: “What if I just thought that you were?”
Officer: “I canāt give you a ticket for what you think.”
Man: “Fine, I think youāre a jerk!”
