7 Funny Short Stories To Lighten Up Your Mood #14

Stop worrying so much, be happy. Relax and enjoy this collection of seven cool short stories.
keep smiling and have a great weekend! 🙂

1. Koala

Q: Why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree?
A: Because he was DEAD.
Q: Why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree?
A: Because he was dead too.
Q: Why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree?
A: Because he thought they were playing a game.
Q: Why did the boy fall of his bike?
A: Because three koalas fell on top of him.

2. Lab

At the end of the semester, a 10th-grade chemistry teacher asked her students what was the most important thing that they learned in lab.
A student promptly raised his hand and said, “Never lick the spoon.”

3. Drunk husband

A man and his wife were traveling down the highway when they saw the lights of a patrol car behind them.
When they pulled over, the patrol man came up to the window and said,
“I am going to give you two tickets. One because you were speeding and one because you didn’t have your seat belt fastened.”
The man said, “I did too have my seat belt fastened. I just loosened it when you came up to the car.”
The Patrol Man said to the man’s wife, “I know he didn’t have his seatbelt fastened. Isn’t that right, lady?”
She replied,
“Well, officer. I learned a long time ago not to argue with my husband when he’s drunk.”

4. Doing Nothing! 

“So what are you doing today?”
“Nothing.”
“What the heck, you were doing nothing the whole day yesterday!”
“That’s right, and I’m not finished yet.”

5. Applying for a job

There are three people applying for the same job. One is a mathematician, one a statistician, and one an accountant.
The interviewing committee first calls in the mathematician. They say “we have only one question. What is 500 plus 500?” The mathematician, without hesitation, says “1000.” The committee sends him out and calls in the statistician.
When the statistician comes in, they ask the same question. The statistician ponders the question for a moment, and then answers “1000… I’m 95% confident.” He is then also thanked for his time and sent on his way.
When the accountant enters the room, he is asked the same question: “what is 500 plus 500?” The accountant replies, “what would you like it to be?”
They hire the accountant.

6. Choices

Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.

7. The laziest man

A Sergeant was addressing a squad of 25 and said: “I have a nice easy job for the laziest man here.
Put up your hand if you are the laziest.”
24 men raised their hands, and the sergeant asked the other man “why didn’t you raise your hand?”
The man replied: “Too much trouble raising the hand, Sarge.”