7 Funny Short Stories To Lighten Up Your Mood #13

Never regret something that once made happy. Enjoy this collection of seven cool short stories and don’t forget to smile!
Have a beautiful weekend! 🙂

1. New daughter-in-law!

So David Is finally engaged, and is excited to show off his new bride.
“Ma”, he said to his Mother, “I’m going to bring home three girls and I want you to guess which one is my fiance.”
Sure enough twenty minutes later, David walks in the door with three girls following behind him.
“It’s that one”, said his mother, without blinking an eye.
“Holy cow”, exclaimed David, “how in the world did you know it was her?”
“I just don’t like her”, she replied.

2. Infinity

Student: What’s infinity?
Math Teacher: Think of a number.
Student: Okay, I’ve got one.
Teacher: Good. That’s not it.

3. Computer’s  nightmare

Two computers in the same LAN chatting one night:
PC1: I was having a nightmare last night, it was so horrible.
PC2: Why, what did you dream about ?
PC1: I was sleeping, dreaming 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 when all of a sudden a 2 popped up!

4. Writing in the dark 

Little Johnny asked his father, “Dad, can you write in the dark?”
His father said, “I think so. What do you want me to write?”
Little Johnny replied, “Oh, just sign this report card for me…”

5. Accountant

Q: Why accountants don’t read novels?
A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

6. A drunk guy 

A cop stopped a drunk at about dawn.
The cop asked, “Can you explain why you’re out at this hour?”
“If I could,” the drunk said, “I’d be home by now!”

7. Eye problem!

Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem?
Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell?
Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door.