
Here is a collection of seven cool short stories for you to enjoy. So be happy and have a great weekend! Keeep smiling! 🙂
1. Go hide!
Grandpa: “Go hide, your teacher is here because you skipped school today!”
Boy: “No you go hide. I told her you were dead!”
2. A smart driver
The cop got out of his car and the kid, who was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window.
“I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said. The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.”
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
3. Women’five minutes
Wife to her husband: “I told you I’ll be back in five minutes, so why you are calling me every half an hour?”
4. 3 drunks in a taxi!
3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, “We have reached your destination”. The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said “Thank you”. The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked “What was that for?”. The 3rd guy replied, “Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!”
5. What’s the difference?
Boy: “I got an F in arithmetic.” Father: “Why?”
Boy: “The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3?’ and I said ‘6’”
Father: “But that’s right!”
Boy: “Then she asked me ‘How much is 3×2?'”
Father: “What’s the fucking difference?”
Boy: “That’s exactly what I said!”
6. Washing the car
Neighbor: You washing your car?
Me: No. I’m watering it to see if it grows into a bus…
7. A teacher
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Student: A teacher!