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Never force anything. Give it your best shot and then let it be. If it is meant to be it will be. Don’t hold yourself down with things you can’t control.
Enjoy this collection of seven short stories and just be happy and smile! 🙂
1. Scented soap
A man walks into a chemist’s and says, “Can I have a bar of soap, please?”
The chemist says, “Do you want it scented?”
And the man says, “No, I’ll take it with me now.”
2. Who’s driving?
A man is driving with his wife at his side and his mother-in-law in the backseat.
The women just won’t leave him alone. His mother-in-law says, “You’re driving too fast!” His wife says, “Stay more to the left.”
After ten mixed orders, the man turns to his wife and asks, “Who’s driving this car – you or your mother?”
3. A math exam
Mom: What did you do at school today?
Mark: We did a guessing game.
Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam.
Mark: That’s right!
4. Fever medicine!
There was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said “Doctor I have a fever””
The doctor said, “you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine.”
The sick one said, “but doctor, I only have 3 spoons what shall I do?”
5. Penguins
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: “You can’t drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.”
The guy says OK, and drives away.
The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins, and they’re all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands: “I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?”
The guy replies: “I did . . . today I’m taking them to the beach!”
6. Bark
Teacher: “Johnny, what is the outside of a tree called?”
Johnny: “I don’t know.”
Teacher: “Bark, Johnny, bark.”
Johnny: “Bow, wow, wow!”
7. Driver license
A police officer pulled a young woman over for speeding and politely asked to see her license. ”
Why don’t you cops get your act together,” she said in a huff. “Yesterday you take my license away, and now today you expect me to show it to you!”
